This Simple Mind

Fandom. Feminism. Fuckery.

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becausefandom:

eisencorgi:

likeastairmaster:

if this isn’t at the end of TASM, I will probably cry

oh my god CAN YOU IMAGINE

hulk being all ~HULK SORRY HE SMASH SPIDER THAT ONE TIME HULK NOT MEAN TO HURT PETER’S FAMILY~

(Source: aggressivebutterfly, via purpl3-unic0rns)

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7ns:

Corset’s theme by Panty and stocking with garterbelt on Grooveshark 
“Has no one fed you my pet? Well that’s quite all right, Daddy will give you something to swallow.”
Straining his teeth against metal, Sebastian can feel his saliva spill out of his mouth and onto the pristine leather of Jim’s gloves. He snarls uncomfortably and flashes a pallid stare towards those black pools of madness. Jim’s grinning by now and he can probably guess why. The slightest tug will pull the trigger and set the rifle off, his owner no more. So he has to stay very still when he feels a dribbling cock in his mouth, choking when tip scrapes the back of his throat. It’s the ultimate game of russian roulette.
And Jim loved games.

7ns:

Corset’s theme by Panty and stocking with garterbelt on Grooveshark

“Has no one fed you my pet? Well that’s quite all right, Daddy will give you something to swallow.”

Straining his teeth against metal, Sebastian can feel his saliva spill out of his mouth and onto the pristine leather of Jim’s gloves. He snarls uncomfortably and flashes a pallid stare towards those black pools of madness. Jim’s grinning by now and he can probably guess why. The slightest tug will pull the trigger and set the rifle off, his owner no more. So he has to stay very still when he feels a dribbling cock in his mouth, choking when tip scrapes the back of his throat. It’s the ultimate game of russian roulette.

And Jim loved games.

(via mormorporn)

Filed under mormor nsfw omg this is unf jesus

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stupidswampwitch:

masooood:

safeidgul:

Why can’t there be a male hooter’s equivalent where male servers are shirtless and highly sexualized for their bodies and looks

Male Strip clubs. You’re thinking of male strip clubs.

No. Not a male strip club. A strip club is a strip club. I want a place called Cahones where waiters wear Speedos and are forced to stuff if they don’t fill out their uniform well enough. I want them to giggle for my tips. I want it to be so normalised and engrained in our culture that women bring their daughters there for lunch (because whaaaaaat the wings are good! Geeze sensitive much?) where they’ll give playful little nudges like, “Wouldn’t mind if you dad had those. Heh heh heh.” that their daughters don’t even understand but will absorb and start to assume is just the normal way grown up women talk about grown up men. I want to playfully ask my waiter if I can have extra nuts on my salad and for him to swat my arm with an Oh, you because he knows if he doesn’t his manager will yell at him. I want other men to pretend to like going there so I think they’re cool. I want to go to Cahones during my lunch break at work and when I come back and tell the other women in the office where I went they chuckle slightly and the men around us suddenly feel self conscious and they don’t know why.

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Apparently it’s a thing to crochet sweaters for turtles

kyos-cock:

So I accidentally discovered this picture while i was looking for cute things to crochet and THERE ARE ENTIRE BLOGS DEDICATED TO TURTLE COZIES.

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THEY LOOK SO CUTE THEY HAVE NORMAL ONES

THEY HAVE ONES THAT LOOK LIKE FUCKING BOWSER

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THEY HAVE ONES SHAPED LIKE ANIMALSimage

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THEY HAVE ENTIRE BLOGS DEDICATED TO MAKING YOUR TURTLES LOOK LIKE FOOD

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THE PUMPKIN IS SO CUTE BUT THIS GEM IS MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:

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BUT HOW DO YOU CHOOSE A FAVORITE WHEN THEY’RE ALL SO CUTE

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darkbetweenyourtoes, look!

(via baroqueviolins)

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